
Fandom: Bible
“Mary Magdalene walked down the aisle at the temple of Jerusalem (like she Beyonce in that video of her in those sexy knickers.) The crowd stood on amazed; the disciples nearly fell over because she had fucking lush tits; besides Judas who looked to the floor uneasy, and Peter who sluttiness. Jesus got hard just looking at her and he couldn’t wait to see her vajayjay since he had wanked loads over her.”

I feel like all the fake ships are better parings with more passion.

[CAN’T REMEMBER IF CANON (Fanfic Flamingo) OR JUST HAPPENED IN FIC]

This is a tattoo of my husband’s name. We decided to get them because he works out of state a lot and usually can’t wear his wedding band. I’m glad we got it done also because our wedding rings were stolen the very next day. In a mall parking lot… It was done by Mindy Crow-Levin at Natural Mystic in Natchitoches, Louisiana. She is a great artist and I would recommend anybody see her.