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  • Republicans: Let's pass a constitutional amendment to keep gays from marrying the people they love
  • Republicans: And let's make it as hard as possible for women (and other people who can get pregnant) to get abortions
  • Republicans: And let's make it harder for the poor, the elderly and minorities to vote
  • Republicans: And let's make it so that the police can stop brown people randomly to ask for their papers
  • Republicans: Because we believe in freedom
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# LOL
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sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

insynchlikeharmony:

THESE

ARE

ONLY

SOME

OF

MY

FAVORITES

there you go. some of my favorite BOOK moments that may or may not have been in the films, but they’re in print. and actually, this doesn’t even include every moment in the books. so before you tell us to reread the books…

Oh my gosh Kyle, your whole response is terrific. 

  • Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a crap lol.
  • Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
  • OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
  • Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
  • Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can--
  • Court: How dare you breathe?
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