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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. His eyes. You cannot look at Gale Harold without being drawn to those big, brown, pools of sex. Come on, you know you want to be looking into those smoldering beauties as he slowly undresses you. Yeah, I thought so.
2. His chest, his chest, his chest. If that didn’t convince you, then this will.
3. He’s a brilliant actor who plays characters that fuck everyone. EVERYONE. Women, men, it doesn’t matter: he’ll do them, and it’ll be hot. No matter who you are, you qualify. Plus, you know that if it looks that mindblowingly orgasmic on camera, it’ll be even better in person.
4. His look is versatile. Whether it’s the scruffy beard look, the preppy business man look, or that exquisite “no clothes” look, he pulls it off. Just as wonderfully as he’d pull off your pants.
5. He’s so damn fuckable. Nuff said.

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cottonswabangrymob:

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. Take a look at this fucking tall glass of water. He’s six feet and three inches of GQMF and you know you want to gulp that shit down. His limbs are all loonngg and strooonng. Wonder if he has a third leg that stretches like that too…
2. This dude was born in Italy and raised in the US, but he’s fucking Irish and Nordic. And his mom is Canadian. Riding him would be like taking a trip around the world, and you know you’ve always wanted to take one.
3. We all know him from The Soup, making us laugh at the expense of our favorite celebrities and playing with chihuahuas, and on his new show, Community, he’s hilarious too. Joel’s just shoot-milk-out-your-nose-in-the-cafeteria funny and there is nothing sexier than that.
4. He’s always been über-charming, slightly pretentious, and a completely condescending douchebag, we’ve known that all along, but admit it: it’s totally part of his appeal, right? Yes. Yes, it is.
5. Yeah he’s thin, but how about a little sneak peak of what he’s hiding under those collared shirts and tailored jackets? Dayum, dude. What else are you keeping from us?

Is it just me, or have there been REALLY awesome people featured on this blog recently? ANOTHER WIN!

sundaystorms:

aconstantache:

makesmewonder23:kissofdeath:lovespellslove:littlemiss:

“Before we met, I thought, ‘I’m just going to fall completely in love with this guy’. Once I met him, I thought, ‘Well, it’s true. Leonardo DiCaprio is incredibly beautiful, but no way’. He’s just so normal and so — what’s the word I’m looking for? — fundamental. Very chatty and so funny that we laughed and joked around. Everybody kept saying, ‘God, you two just get on so well’. Leo and I sometimes still talk about it and say, ‘Oh, should we have an affair just for the hell of it?’ But we wind up agreeing, ‘No, we couldn’t, because we’d laugh too much’. We just wouldn’t be able to take it seriously.” -Kate Winslet

I love the quote <3

tersaudades:

liquidnight:

“I came upon twin fawns in the display case of a mom and pop toy and science store in Kansas City, Missouri. It took me two years to win the trust of the shop owner and save the money to buy them. A taxidermist spotted a dead deer by the side of the road. He stopped to properly dispose of the body and realized she was pregnant. He opened her and found near full-term twin fawns, he removed and preserved them.

Deer rarely have twins and the taxidermist retained the uterine gesture of their bodies. I built them a vitrine with a light blue base. Their prematurity exaggerates the delicacy of an incredibly sweet thing. The points of their hooves, the length of their lashes, the spots of their hides, nose to small nose in an ur-cartoonish realism … Viewers’ eyes trick them into believing the fawns are breathing. The tragedy of beauty is its transience.

The twins live forever in their own demise. They are sleeping beauties.They have been muses since I first saw them … We dress death in lilies and bronze the names of our dead sons on walls. We erect altars of toys and hold candlelight vigils to express hope. My twin fawns sleep endlessly on their baby blue block in my studio. The twins never opened their eyes yet their wondrous fatality evokes an acceptable alternative to death.”

— Peregrine Honig

[via Ravishing Beasts]

longlivethequeen:

sureee:

Tom: There’s this girl, she took a giant shit on my face, literally.
Allison: Literally?
Tom: No, not literally, that’s disgusting. Jesus, what’s the matter with you?

longlivethequeen:

luxembourg:

(via fastasleep)

LOVE this film.

(via pinmywings)

pinmywings:

“My grandfather was born and raised on our New Zealand farm. He and my grandmother were married nearly 60 years. Preparing for a photo in the barley, my grandmother lovingly reached up to adjust his hat. This was his last harvest.”

— Gemma Collier

iaritcha:

burgundyshoes:

Michael: Pam-casso! Sorry I’m late, I had to race across town.
Pam: Oh, Michael.
Michael: Wow! You did these… freehand?
Pam: Yep.
Michael: My God, these could be tracings! Ohh! Look at this one. Wow! You nailed it. (sighs) How much?
Pam: What do you mean?
Michael: I don’t see a… price.
Pam: Um, you wanna buy it?
Michael: Well, yeah. Yeah, we have to have it for the office. I mean, there’s my… window, and there’s my car! That your car?
Pam: Uh-huh.
Michael: That is our building, and we sell paper. … I am really proud of you.
Pam: (hugs Michael) Thank you.

I LOVE MICHAEL. When he’s like this… oh lordy. He’s so fantastic.